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The Liberal Party has abandoned Capital Pride in Ottawa. I am enraged.
They made this choice because they thought it will be politically convenient, and we must prove them wrong.
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An Ontario NDP staffer reported her boss for sexual harassment. Then her own party punished her for seeking justice.
On August 8th, a binding decision on the grievance filed by a former staffer against Ontario MPP Michael Mantha and the Ontario NDP Caucus was issued…
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Jake Landau
What happens when your legacy is permanently tainted.
Canada Soccer has mortified the nation, and the stench will linger for years.
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Jake Landau

July 2024

There are three ways for the Prime Minister to put Mark Carney in Cabinet, and they would all go horribly.
Each of these gets progressively riskier, until we have to ask ourselves, why bother?
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The Maple Leaf train from Toronto to NYC is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, because I'll be damned if I ever ride it again.
If you love your family, you will never let them ride this train.
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UofT has gotten their injunction against the Pro-Palestine encampment, but they may regret it sooner than they think.
The Monkey's Paw is already curling in Meric Gertler's hands.
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Jake Landau

June 2024

Trudeau still has a chance to win in 2025, but he'll have to stop holding back.
He got his only majority by out-flanking the NDP on the left, and that may be his only chance to survive.
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Metrolinx has a really good plan to extend Line 4 across Toronto, but we can make that plan even better!
Metrolinx, I promise if you build all of this, I will never ask you for anything ever again...probably.
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Canada won't fix auto theft, because drivers don't actually want the solution.
Nobody wants their $50K SUV to turn into a useless brick, permanently stuck in the garage.
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Mayor Chow barely dodged a full TTC strike. Why did she play games with the union in the first place?
What kind of NDP politician tries to hardball negotiate with labour unions?
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Jake Landau

May 2024

IMAX keeps making fake IMAXs and pretending they're real ones and I hate it.
IMAX CEO Richard L. Gelfond, do I look like a FOOL to you?
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The NDP Keffiyeh Protest that never really happened.
Why didn't Marit Stiles participate in her own protest?
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