Jake Landau is Getting Tired

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Canadians have to be honest about our complicity with the Yankees
We cannot claim that our hands are not stained.
 • Jake Landau
U.S. Citizens deserve our scorn, not our pity
They will only have my approval when they take action against their regime.
 • Jake Landau
The United States is a terrorist entity that threatens the safety of the globe
These Yankee demons must face resistance, or we are doomed.
 • Jake Landau
Doug Ford's cops can't stop you from fighting for Palestine
Not if you have the courage to keep standing.
 • Jake Landau
Floor-crossing is fundamentally corrosive to democracy
Yes, it's legal. That's the problem.
 • Jake Landau
Israel's interference with Canada-Palestine diplomacy is an act of aggression
No state has the authority to block two other states from having relations.
 • Jake Landau
In Toronto, it is now legal to try and run people over with a snowplow
As long as they're protesting for Palestine, that is.
 • Jake Landau
The 536 Finch West streetcar is open, and it's really slow!
Why are we calling this thing "Line 6", when it's clearly not?
 • Jake Landau
Algoma Steel grabs taxpayer dollars while screwing their workers
Privately-owned profits, with public-covered losses.
 • Jake Landau
This isn't Carney's real cabinet shuffle, it's just a prelude
Three short-term caretakers take over Guilbeault's pieced-apart portfolio
 • Jake Landau
Mark Carney teams up with Danielle Smith to screw B.C. and First Nations
Who needs consent or safety when you can make money?
 • Jake Landau
Why are Ontario Liberal Executives stalling on the leadership contest?
I honestly did not imagine it would ever be THIS slow.
 • Jake Landau
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